IS TIBO SLEEPING?
METHODOLOGY / PARODY / PUBLIC DATA

A status page powered by transparent vibes.

Is Tibo Sleeping? estimates public activity, not sleep. It combines a configured local-time assumption with recent public X posts, replies, quote-posts, activity frequency, and explicit phrases.

What the score uses

The awake score and reset probability are separate. A fresh reply can suggest that Tibo is awake without implying a reset. A phrase such as “back at the laptop” strengthens the activity estimate; a phrase such as “no reset today” lowers the reset estimate instead of triggering a false positive.

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Public activity

Original posts, public replies, quote-posts, and reposts are handled separately. Reposts carry minimal activity weight.

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Configured time

The timezone is an editorial assumption set through SUBJECT_TIMEZONE. The current assumption is America/Los_Angeles. It is never inferred from private location data.

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Deterministic rules

Phrase context, simple negation, recency, and activity density feed a tested score. The percentages are playful indicators, not statistical predictions.

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Confidence

Confidence reflects data freshness, sample size, signal clarity, and recency. It does not claim certainty about a person’s real-world state.

REQUIRED DISCLAIMER

This is a parody status page based only on publicly available posts and a configurable local-time estimate. It does not track anyone’s actual location, device activity, or sleep.

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